Queen Elizabeth & Dolly Parton Want To Get Into Heaven

Queen Elizabeth 

and 

Dolly Parton  

die on the same day and they both go 

before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, 

so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. 

The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular

reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, 

and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.' 

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. TheQueen takes a bottle of

Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down.

Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever. 

The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'

Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about? 

I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down.She wees into a toilet and she gets in! 

Would you explain that to me?' 

'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven, 

A Royal Flush

Beats a Pair  

No Matter How Big They Are