| A 72 old Lady went to the Doctor who was also a very good friend of the family. She told him George (her husband) had slowed way down with sexual desires but would not come to his office or admit his problem. She requested a prescription for Viragra so she could sneak some into his food when he was not looking. The doctor explained to her that administering any drug without the other party's knowledge could be very dangerous and certainly was illegal. But he consented to giving her the prescription and cautioned her to be very careful. Three days later the Doc called their home to see how things went. She said, "GREAT, I am so greateful to you. It was much more than I expected. When he went to the Bathroom I crushed up two tablets and slipped them into his Coffee. By the time he had gotton to his Cherry Pie he suddenly ripped off the table cloth, dishes went flying all over, he pulled up my skirt and ravished me for about 20 minutes." The doctor said he was happy for them both and would gladly pay for all the broken dishes. She calmy said, "That won't be necessary. I don't think we are welcome at Denny's any more." | 
